I should have done this reverse

Here is some other shit I pulled from xanga - just tidbits of something forthcoming:

Crushing strawberries between

my fingers, I never knew

the salt of your body.

But if I had the chance to grab

your heart right from your chest,

I'm sure it'd feel the same.

watermelon seed
with aesthetic crisis
moping and sobbing
the loss of the rind.

you will grow
round and plump
to be hacked open
revealing fruit inside

then seeds will remain
plain but fertile
and they too
will cry their loss.

fish-monkey
swimming through
the branches

rainbows and peanut butter
caught in your fur
and in your gills

nonsense chatter
bubbles and shrieks
crossbred insanity

Song to GW girls everywhere that I plan to eventually set to music - maybe a synth-pop song:

Slut Bag!
You wear four inch heel
And a four inch skirt.
You have four inch roots
And four STDs.
Slut Bag!
You only have four toes
Cuz' one got ate by a possum
In the woods.
Slut Bag!
You got a henna tattoo
On your lower back.
You cover up your ugly face
With four pounds of make-up.
Slut Bag!
You don't wear a size four,
You wear a size fourteen.
Just because you were in a porn,
Doesn't make you an actress.
Slut Bag!
Wear your big sunglasses
And tunic shirts,
Just know that it is still sex
When it's in your butt.
Slut Bag!
Your legs are tired
From walking the street.
But you ain't a ho
Because you don't get paid.
Slut Bag!

And with that xanga has been shut down.

other point of interest: ten points to whoever can answer this question: can you milk a giraffe?