Favorite insults

Here is a list of my favorite insults to dish out:

1. Trash bag
2. Jerk face
3. Butt face
4. Paddle toes
5. Carrot butt
6. Syrup blood
7. Imaginary brain/thought train
8. Early 90's douche bag
9. Law student
10. GW girl
11. Clyde Manvoice
12. Twinkle toes
13. Snot Muffin
14. Short stack
15. Bacon butt
16. Pee pants

I will update as I remember more.
Add yours in the comments!