Big, black cat on the daybed
Why don’t you get up
And build me a fucking bookshelf?
Hey, Mr. Goldfish!
Do you remember me?
Probably not, your brain is small.
Gray Mr. Hoppity Pants
is the fattest bunny I know.
How the hell do you get so fat,
eating lettuce all day?

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